If you feel gaptek computer problem, do not worry ....
Jim Cartlon, a Wall Street Journal reporter, recently collecting complaints from consumers of the United States computer. And their complaint was far more "idiot" than we think. Following the passage of the super keluhan2 & incompetent "super moron" is:
1. Compaq was considering to change the command "Press ANY Key" to "Press ENTER Key" because many phone or device that situation ask the "ANY" on the keyboard.
2. AST Technical Support customers receive the report as having difficulties with the mouse. When Techinal Support visit, they find the mouse can not be used because it is still ... terbungkus neatly in plastic. Users (a) afraid of a mouse (mouse) so that it does not dare to remove it from the plastic. Fear attacked the computer mouse?
3. In the 1980s, when the disk is still large, Compaq technician received a consumer complaint that disketnya not legible by the computer-disk drives. After the investigation, appeared before the consumer to enter the disk in the typewriter and the labels that tertempel on the diskette.
4. A complaint from consumers who said AST floppy virus that infected them difficult to clean. AST officials ask people to send copies of the infected floppy disks is to learn. Several days later, officers received a copy of AST diskette from the consumer.
5. DELL A consumer complained that he could not send a fax via the computer. Once focused for 40 minutes by telephone, the official DELL if consumers find that trying to send via the computer in a way that will hold the paper in front of the fax in the monitor, while pressing the "SEND" on the screen.
6. A DELL other consumers complain that they already use the keyboard does not work since cleaned. When asked how to clean the keyboard, he explained, "I wash and scrub all parts of the keyboard with soap, and membilasnya with water, menjemurnya ago. "
7. A consumer DELL angry because most can not turn a new computer dibelinya. "All have been installed properly. But every time I press foot pedal, nothing happens. "After the investigation was" foot pedal "is a person that is: the mouse.
8. A more consumer DELL angry because most new computers do not flame. He explains all have been installed correctly, and when he waited for 20 minutes, nothing happens on the computer. When engineers DELL ask whether "power switch" has been switched, he asked back, "What Power switch?"
9. Here are the questions and answers between the Novell NetWire with a consumer:
The caller: Hello, with the Tech Support?
Novell: Yes, can be assisted?
Callers: cup mat on my PC broken. What can I replace it possible?
Novell: cup mat? Whether it is a gift when you buy a computer?
The caller: No. Cup mat is already on my computer. And when I put my glasses on top of it, mat is broken. I know that, in the front of the mat that have any posts "CD-ROM, 16X."
(At that time also, Novell officials immediately shut off the phone and laughter. ..)
Jim Cartlon, a Wall Street Journal reporter, recently collecting complaints from consumers of the United States computer. And their complaint was far more "idiot" than we think. Following the passage of the super keluhan2 & incompetent "super moron" is:
1. Compaq was considering to change the command "Press ANY Key" to "Press ENTER Key" because many phone or device that situation ask the "ANY" on the keyboard.
2. AST Technical Support customers receive the report as having difficulties with the mouse. When Techinal Support visit, they find the mouse can not be used because it is still ... terbungkus neatly in plastic. Users (a) afraid of a mouse (mouse) so that it does not dare to remove it from the plastic. Fear attacked the computer mouse?
3. In the 1980s, when the disk is still large, Compaq technician received a consumer complaint that disketnya not legible by the computer-disk drives. After the investigation, appeared before the consumer to enter the disk in the typewriter and the labels that tertempel on the diskette.
4. A complaint from consumers who said AST floppy virus that infected them difficult to clean. AST officials ask people to send copies of the infected floppy disks is to learn. Several days later, officers received a copy of AST diskette from the consumer.
5. DELL A consumer complained that he could not send a fax via the computer. Once focused for 40 minutes by telephone, the official DELL if consumers find that trying to send via the computer in a way that will hold the paper in front of the fax in the monitor, while pressing the "SEND" on the screen.
6. A DELL other consumers complain that they already use the keyboard does not work since cleaned. When asked how to clean the keyboard, he explained, "I wash and scrub all parts of the keyboard with soap, and membilasnya with water, menjemurnya ago. "
7. A consumer DELL angry because most can not turn a new computer dibelinya. "All have been installed properly. But every time I press foot pedal, nothing happens. "After the investigation was" foot pedal "is a person that is: the mouse.
8. A more consumer DELL angry because most new computers do not flame. He explains all have been installed correctly, and when he waited for 20 minutes, nothing happens on the computer. When engineers DELL ask whether "power switch" has been switched, he asked back, "What Power switch?"
9. Here are the questions and answers between the Novell NetWire with a consumer:
The caller: Hello, with the Tech Support?
Novell: Yes, can be assisted?
Callers: cup mat on my PC broken. What can I replace it possible?
Novell: cup mat? Whether it is a gift when you buy a computer?
The caller: No. Cup mat is already on my computer. And when I put my glasses on top of it, mat is broken. I know that, in the front of the mat that have any posts "CD-ROM, 16X."
(At that time also, Novell officials immediately shut off the phone and laughter. ..)
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